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Great for handguns, rifles, PCCs, and shotguns

Solar failsafe

Large outer reference circle can be deactivated per user preference

10 MOA center chevron

2 Reticle modes

Shake awake technology

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Sticker Fire's Military Stickers bring the kind of military humor that only those who’ve served will understand. Loaded with dark military humor, savage sarcasm, and blunt truth bombs, these funny military stickers hit hard across every branch: Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, even Space Force (yeah, we said it).

Each sticker is approximately 2.8-inches and is printed in the USA on thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-proof, and built to survive the suck. Stick them on the window of your Gov't issued ride, war wagon, tumbler, helmet, water jug, or laptop, anywhere you need a little reminder that sarcasm is sometimes the only coping mechanism.

With strong adhesive and rugged design, these are perfect for small applications—and our multi-pack deal makes it easy to stock up. Whether you're into dark humor, overall military humor, or just want to offend someone in the break room, we've got you covered.

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Sticker Fire's Military Stickers bring the kind of military humor that only those who’ve served will understand. Loaded with dark military humor, savage sarcasm, and blunt truth bombs, these funny military stickers hit hard across every branch: Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, even Space Force (yeah, we said it).

Each sticker is approximately 2.8-inches and is printed in the USA on thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-proof, and built to survive the suck. Stick them on the window of your Gov't issued ride, war wagon, tumbler, helmet, water jug, or laptop, anywhere you need a little reminder that sarcasm is sometimes the only coping mechanism.

With strong adhesive and rugged design, these are perfect for small applications—and our multi-pack deal makes it easy to stock up. Whether you're into dark humor, overall military humor, or just want to offend someone in the break room, we've got you covered.

How Does it Perform?

Sticker Fire's Military Stickers bring the kind of military humor that only those who’ve served will understand. Loaded with dark military humor, savage sarcasm, and blunt truth bombs, these funny military stickers hit hard across every branch: Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, even Space Force (yeah, we said it).

Each sticker is approximately 2.8-inches and is printed in the USA on thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-proof, and built to survive the suck. Stick them on the window of your Gov't issued ride, war wagon, tumbler, helmet, water jug, or laptop, anywhere you need a little reminder that sarcasm is sometimes the only coping mechanism.

With strong adhesive and rugged design, these are perfect for small applications—and our multi-pack deal makes it easy to stock up. Whether you're into dark humor, overall military humor, or just want to offend someone in the break room, we've got you covered.

Ease of Use

Sticker Fire's Military Stickers bring the kind of military humor that only those who’ve served will understand. Loaded with dark military humor, savage sarcasm, and blunt truth bombs, these funny military stickers hit hard across every branch: Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, even Space Force (yeah, we said it).

Each sticker is approximately 2.8-inches and is printed in the USA on thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-proof, and built to survive the suck. Stick them on the window of your Gov't issued ride, war wagon, tumbler, helmet, water jug, or laptop, anywhere you need a little reminder that sarcasm is sometimes the only coping mechanism.

With strong adhesive and rugged design, these are perfect for small applications—and our multi-pack deal makes it easy to stock up. Whether you're into dark humor, overall military humor, or just want to offend someone in the break room, we've got you covered.

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Sticker Fire's Military Stickers bring the kind of military humor that only those who’ve served will understand. Loaded with dark military humor, savage sarcasm, and blunt truth bombs, these funny military stickers hit hard across every branch: Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, even Space Force (yeah, we said it).

Each sticker is approximately 2.8-inches and is printed in the USA on thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, UV-proof, and built to survive the suck. Stick them on the window of your Gov't issued ride, war wagon, tumbler, helmet, water jug, or laptop, anywhere you need a little reminder that sarcasm is sometimes the only coping mechanism.

With strong adhesive and rugged design, these are perfect for small applications—and our multi-pack deal makes it easy to stock up. Whether you're into dark humor, overall military humor, or just want to offend someone in the break room, we've got you covered.

Reticle

2 MOA Dot & 32 MOA Circle

Magnification

1x

Weight (oz)

1.3

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Eric W
Perfect sticker

I’m so happy with how this sticker turned out! It’s perfect size. Not too big or small. It’s stayed on well from being washed. Super clean. Love it

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Deborah Joyce Poore
Awesome

This is the funniest thing ever. I put it on my truck

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Charles Hunt

Very nice

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Alexandra
Awesome stickers

I’ve ordered a few times now and will keep ordering. This one is so colorful in multiple ways haha. Sadly this is me in a nutshell haha.

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Michele RN
Great stickers!!!

I bought a bunch for my coworkers for nurses week and our EMT’s for this week! They were a big hit!
And true to what you say, mine went through the dishwasher with no issues! Thanks for a great product!
Michele, RN